英语笑话

382　Bite by a rabbit 兔子也咬人

A vicious bite from one of his prize-winning rabbits sent my 15-year-old son to the emergency room. The doctor and attendants who cleaned the wound and bandaged his hand were clearly amused about how he got the injury. As we were leaving the ER, they handed us a sheaf of papers that included a prescription for antibiotics, a wound-care information sheet and a recipe for rabbit stew.

我的15岁的儿子被他的得奖兔子狠狠地咬了一口，然后被送到急诊室。医生和帮助清洗、包扎手上伤口的助手们显然被他的受伤经过逗乐了。当我们要离开急诊室的时候，他们递给我们一沓纸，包括抗菌素处方、如何护理伤口的信息，还有一份炖兔子肉的菜谱。