英语笑话

381　You can't win either way 哪面也赢不了

Just before I was to have a physical, my doctor handed me an examining gown. “I can never remember with these things,” I commented. “Does the opening go in the front or the back?” He shrugged. “Doesn't matter. You can't win either way.”

在开始做体检之前，医生递给我一件长袍。我说：“我总也记不住，这开口一面究竟是朝前还是朝后。”他耸了耸肩膀说：“没什么两样。反正哪面也赢不了。”