英语笑话

397　Start new cavities today 今天就开始长新的龋齿

Some people drum up business by advertising on TV or in newspapers. Not my dentist. Recently, I endured hours of surgery to have cavities filled. Afterward, as I groggily headed for the door, I passed a large dish of candy on the receptionist's desk. A small sign above it read: “Why delay? Start new cavities today!”

有些人是靠在电视和报纸上做广告来推动业务发展。而我的牙医不是这样。最近，我忍受了好几个小时做补龋齿的手术。做完以后，我虚弱地向门外走去，经过接待员桌子边上放着的一大盘糖果。在它上面贴着一张小字条，写着：“为什么要拖延？今天就开始长新的龋齿！”