英语笑话

409　In a few minutes 再过几分钟

When I entered the Army medical center on base 20 minutes prior to delivering my baby, I had a hard time convincing the staff that I was definitely in the last stages of labor. We had waited 10 minutes in the pre-admittance area when a nurse finally came in and said, “My name is Captain Smith, but you can call me Lisa.” “I'm Chaplain Black,” my husband responded, “but you can call me George.” “My name is Lily,” I added in frustration, “but in a few minutes you can call me Mom!”

我在生孩子前20分钟进入陆军医疗中心。但是医护人员都不相信我真的要生了。我们在预检区等了十分钟，护士终于来了。她说：“我是史密斯上尉，不过你们可以叫我丽莎。”我丈夫回应说：“我是布莱克中尉，不过你可以叫我乔治。”我沮丧地补充说：“我是丽莉，不过再过几分钟你们可以叫我妈妈。”