英语笑话

422　The Next Appoinment 下一次预约

A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit prior to the birth of their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife's stomach with indelible ink. The couple was curious about what the stamp was for so when they got home, he dug out his magnifying glass to try to see what it was. In very tiny letters the stamp said, “When you can read this, come back and see me.”

一对夫妇在做头一次怀孕以后的首次常规检查。检查完一切以后，医生拿出一个小印章，用洗不掉的墨水在孕妇的肚子上盖了章。这对夫妇非常好奇这印章是干什么用的。回到家里，丈夫就翻箱倒柜找出一个放大镜来看。这印章上印的是非常小的字：“当你能看清这些字的时候，回来见我。”