英语笑话

535　Always want to look your best 总是要看起来最好

As he prepared to leave for the Gulf, my husband was complaining to a friend about his uniform. Military men are taught to care about their appearance, and the Air National Guard would be wearing desert camouflage but not the matching sand-colored utility belt. “I get it,” said his friend. “You always want to look your best, even when you don't want to be seen.”

正在准备开赴波斯湾的时候，我的丈夫向他的朋友抱怨他的军装。军人被教导要注重他们的仪容。空军国家卫队应该穿沙漠伪装服，却没有和沙漠颜色相配的武装带。他的朋友说：“我懂了。你总是要看起来最好，甚至当你想要别人看不见的时候也这样。”