英语笑话

539　We've never landed 从来没有着陆过

I was jumpmaster and was taking a few novices up for a drop. The flight was pretty rough, and I called off the jump because of high winds. As the pilot pulled off an unusually smooth landing, two of the neophytes got airsick. “How come you could take that rough flight but you couldn't handle the smooth landing?” I asked. “Well, sir,” one trainee explained, “we've always jumped out of planes. We've never actually landed before.”

我是跳伞长，正带几个新手上去跳伞。飞机颠簸得很厉害，我看风太大就取消了跳伞。飞行员做了一个非常平稳的着陆，但是有两个新手吐了。我问他们：“你们为什么颠簸得很厉害的时候不吐，而平稳着陆的时候反而吐了？”其中一个回答说：“长官，我们以前每一次都是跳到飞机外面，从来没有着陆过。”