英语笑话

550　May I see your authority to enter? 我能不能看看你的进门许可？

The guard in Air Force basic training must check the ID of everyone who comes to the door. A trainee was standing guard when he heard a pounding on the door and the order “Let me in!” Through the window he saw the uniform of a lieutenant colonel and immediately opened up. He quickly realized his mistake. “Airman! Why didn't you check for my authority to enter?” Thinking fast, the airman replied, “Sir, you'd have gotten in anyway.” “What do you mean?” “Uh... the hinges on the door... they're broken, sir.” “What? Show me!” With a twinkle in his eye, the airman opened the door, let the officer step out and slammed the door shut. “Airman! Open up immediately!” “Sir, may I see your authority to enter?”

空军基本训练的警卫必须检查每一个人的身份证才能放行。轮到一个新的受训者站岗。他听见有人敲门命令说：“让我进去！”他从玻璃窗里看到上校的军服，就马上把门打开了。他很快意识到自己的错误。“空军士兵，为什么不检查我的进门许可？”这个空军士兵脑子很快，他说：“长官，无论怎样你都能进来。”“这是什么意思？”“长官，这……门上的铰链……断了”“什么？让我看。”空军士兵的眼睛闪着光，打开门，让上校出去，马上把门关上了。“空军士兵，马上把门打开！”“长官，我能不能看看你的进门许可？”