英语笑话

552　A Live Bomb in Class 课堂上的真炸弹

My Army bomb-clearing detail was asked to conduct a class for a group of visiting officers. Needing a prop to demonstrate, I retrieved a live bomb from the impact area. One class member, a second lieutenant, seemed nervous about it. He kept interrupting the class with, “I know you've done this before, but are you sure that you're doing it right?” After the third interruption, I said, “Lieutenant, I guarantee that in all your military career, you'll never meet anyone who's done this before and done it wrong!”

我们陆军炸弹清除分遣队被要求给一组来访的军官们上一堂课。作为演示的道具，我从撞击地区取回一颗真的炸弹。一位听课的少尉似乎很紧张，在课堂上多次打断：“我知道你以前干过。但是你能不能肯定你现在没弄错？”在他打断三次以后，我说：“少尉，我敢肯定在你的全部戎马生涯中，你没有见过谁干过而且干错的。”