英语笑话

567　This is my new assistant 这是我的新助手

My brother and I arrived at boot camp together. On the first morning, our unit was dragged out of bed by our drill sergeant and made to assemble outside. “My name's Sergeant Smith,” he snarled. “Is there anyone here who thinks he can whip me?” My six-foot-three, 280-pound brother raised his hand and said, “Yes, sir, I do.” Our sergeant grabbed him by the arm and led him out in front of the group. “Men,” he said, “this is my new assistant. Now, is there anyone here who thinks he can whip both of us?”

我和我哥哥一起到了新兵训练营。第一个早晨，训练军士长就把我们从床上拽起来，到外面集合。他咆哮着说：“我的名字叫史密斯军士长。这里有没有人认为他可以把我击败？”我那六尺三寸高、280磅重的哥哥举起手来，说：“是的，长官，我能。”我们的军士长拉着他的胳膊，让他出列，走到我们前面。他说：“这是我的新助手。现在，这里有没有人认为他可以把我们俩击败？”