英语笑话
592 I'm in sales, not production 我是在销售部,不是在生产部
The battle staff meeting is discussing the plan to move the Marines north for cold weather exercises. “General,” an officer spoke up, “there's no snow in the forecast.” The general called out to a member. “Chaplain, I believe that's your department.” “With all due respect, sir,” said the chaplain, “I'm in sales, not production.”
作战核心成员会议正在讨论海军陆战队到北方进行寒冷气候演习的计划。一位军官说:“将军,天气预报说没有雪。”将军对一位与会者说:“牧师,我相信这归你的部门管。”牧师说:“尊敬的长官,我是在销售部,不是在生产部。”(注:将军认为牧师应该祷告下雪。而牧师认为他的责任是劝人信神。)