英语笑话

619　Give you a hearing test 测一下你的听力

Once a very prim and proper older lady went to her doctor. “Doctor,” she said, “I have a very bad gas problem. Yesterday afternoon I had lunch with the Secretary of State and his wife and had six silent gas emissions. Last night I had dinner with the governor and his wife and had four silent gas emissions. Then, while sitting in your waiting room I had five silent gas emissions! Doctor, you've got to help me! What can we do?” “Well,” said the doctor raising his voice a little, “I think the first thing we're going to do is give you a hearing test.”

有一个很古板、很正统的老太太去看医生。她说：“医生，我有一个很糟的放屁的毛病。昨天下午我和国务卿以及他的太太一起吃午饭，我有六次无声的气体发散。昨天晚上我和州长以及他的太太一起吃晚饭，我有四次无声的气体发散。刚才在你候诊室等候的时候，我有五次无声的气体发散。医生，你一定要帮助我。我们该怎么办？”医生提高一点嗓门说：“嗯，我想我们首先要做的，是测一下你的听力。”