英语笑话

630　Don't be nervous 不要紧张

An old Jewish man is on the operating table awaiting surgery. It was his demand that his son, a renowned surgeon, performs the operation. He is about to receive the anesthesia when he asks to speak to his son. “Yes, Dad, what is it?” “Don't be nervous, do your best, and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife.”

一个犹太老头躺在手术台上准备手术。是他要求由他的儿子、一个有名望的外科医师来操刀的。正要麻醉的时候，他要求和他的儿子说话。“爸爸，什么事？”“不要紧张。尽力而为。只要记住：如果手术不成功，我出了什么事，你妈就会来与你和你的妻子住在一起。”