英语笑话

667　As soon as I dig a basement 一旦我挖好地下室

The telephone solicitor selling basement waterproofing must have thought she'd gone to heaven when she got my very patient son on the phone. At the end of her long sales pitch, she asked, “Do you mind if we send someone out to give you an estimate?” “Not at all,” my son said. “When would be a good time?” “As soon as I dig a basement,” he replied.

向我非常有耐心的儿子推销地下室防水的电话推销员肯定是以为进了天堂。聊了好长时间，最后她问：“你在不在意我们派一个人上你那里去，给你估个价？”我儿子说：“可以啊。”“你什么时候方便？”他回答说：“一旦我挖好地下室。”