英语笑话

689　When my hat is here, I'm here 我帽子在这里，就是我在这里

Custom at one university dictated that if a professor was ten minutes late, class was canceled. One professor arrived early for a 9 a.m. lecture. He placed his hat on his desk, and went to the faculty room. Before he knew it, it was 9:10. By the time he got back to his classroom, it was empty. The next day, he let his students have it. “When my hat is here,” he fumed, “I'm here!” The following day, the professor arrived at 9 a.m. He was met by the sight of 28 hats on 28 desks—and no students.

某一所大学的习惯是，如果上课以后十分钟教授还没到，这堂课就取消了。一位教授来上早上九点的课。因为时间还早，就把帽子放在讲台上，到教授休息室去休息一下。等他再看时间，已经九点十分了。他回到教室一看，人都走空了。第二天，他生气地对学生说：“我帽子在这里，就是我在这里。”后一天，当他九点钟到达的时候，看见28张桌子上有28顶帽子，一个学生都没有。