英语笑话

702　I'm Number One 我是第一名

When I went inside the station to pay for my tank of gas, I noticed a sign asking patrons to tell the cashier the number of their pump. Even though I was the only customer, I decided to tell him anyway. “I'm Number One,” I announced. He smiled. “Well, looks like those motivational tapes are really working for you.”

当我走进加油站去付钱的时候，看到有一个告示要求顾客告诉收银员加油泵的号码。虽然只有我一个顾客，我决定还是告诉他，“我是一号（也有‘我是第一’的意思）。”他笑一笑说：“嗯，看来这些鼓动性的告示对你还真起作用了。”