英语笑话

709　I'm psychotic 我是精神病人

After I asked for a half-pound trout fillet at my supermarket's seafood counter, the clerk picked one out of a pile and set it on the scale. It weighed precisely eight ounces. Impressed, I asked, “How did you know?” Looking pleased with himself, he declared, “I'm psychotic.”

在超级市场的水产部，我要买半磅鳟鱼柳，售货员从一包里挑出一块，放在磅秤上，恰好是八盎司。我很钦佩，就问：“你怎么知道的？”他看起来对自己挺满意，说：“我是精神病人。”