英语笑话

714　What's your number? 你的电话号码是什么？

As a high school football coach, I'm aware that student athletes tend to focus too much on sports. One such player called me at home one night. When my wife informed the kid that I wasn't home, he became frantic and said he had to speak to me right away. “Just calm down, and I'll have him call you as soon as he gets home,” my wife told him. “What's your number?” The flustered kid replied, “Three.”

我是高中橄榄球队教练。我注意到学生运动员对于比赛过于重视。有这样一个运动员晚上打电话到我家里。我太太告诉他我不在家，他变得很失控，说他必须马上和我讲话。我太太对他说：“冷静一点，他一回来我就让他打电话给你。你的（电话）号码是什么？”这个紧张的孩子说：“三号。”