英语笑话

737　Are you giving out balloons? 你发气球吗？

I went to a tanning salon. I was under the lights so long that the protective eye shades I wore left a big white circle around each eye. Gazing at myself in the mirror, I thought, “Man, I look like a clown.” When I was in line at the grocery store, I felt a tug at my shirt. I looked down to see a toddler staring up at me, “Are you giving out balloons?” he asked.

我到人工日光浴店去。由于在紫外线灯下面照得太久，两片保护眼睛的保护片在两只眼睛四周留下了两块大大的白色的圆形阴影。照着镜子，我对自己说：“乖乖，我看起来像小丑。”当我在杂货店排队的时候，我感觉到有人拉我的衬衣。我低头看见一个刚会走的孩子抬头看着我问：“你发气球吗？”