英语笑话

753　Until I saw you... 在看见你之前

Rodents had overrun a posh private school. So the headmaster asked a health inspector to deliver a presentation to teachers and students, showing how to remedy the situation, i.e., stow trash, no food in class, etc. The following day, a teacher had her very young children write a letter to the inspector, thanking him for the visit. One of the students wrote, “Thank you for coming to my school. Until I saw you, I didn't know what a rat looked like.”

一所豪华的私立学校闹耗子，校长请一个卫生检查员到学校来给师生作一次演示，怎样才能改变目前的状况，比如收好垃圾、不把食物带进教室等等。第二天，老师让孩子们给检查员写一封信感谢他来访。有一个学生这样写道：“谢谢你到我们学校来访问。在看见你之前，我不知道老鼠长什么样。”