英语笑话

788　I am married to your sister 我娶了你的妹妹

There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home very late every night. One night his wife decides to teach him a lesson. So, she dresses up like Satan and hide in the dark and scare him when he gets home. When the man comes home and his wife jumps out and screams in his face. He just looks at her and says, “You don't scare me. I am married to your sister!”

有一个男人每天都出去喝酒，晚上很晚才回家。一天晚上他妻子决定给他一个教训。她化装成魔鬼撒旦的模样，躲在黑暗里，等她丈夫回来的时候吓唬他。男人回到家里，他妻子跳出来，对着他的脸尖叫。他只是看着她说：“你不要吓唬我，我娶了你的妹妹。”