英语笑话

805　That guy is me 那个人是我

About a year had passed since my amicable divorce, and I decided it was time to start dating again. Unsure how to begin, I thought I'd scan the personals column of my local newspaper. I came across three men who seemed like they'd be promising candidates. A couple of days later, I was checking my answering machine and discovered a message from my ex-husband. “I was over visiting the kids yesterday,” he said. “While I was there I happened to notice you had circled some ads in the paper. Don't bother calling the guy in the second column. I can tell you right now it won't work out. That guy is me.”

自从我和睦离婚至今已经有一年了，我觉得是开始再找对象的时候了。我不知道该如何开始，就先翻阅一下本地报纸的征婚专栏。看到有三个人似乎是很有希望的候选人。过了两天，我在听电话留言的时候听到我前夫的留言。他说：“我昨天到你那里看了看孩子。我在那里的时候偶尔发现你在报纸的广告上划了几个圈。你就不必麻烦打电话给第二栏里的那个家伙了。我现在就可以告诉你，那个人不成，那是我。”