英语笑话

812　You're the only one 你是唯一一个

My wife and I were at my high school reunion. As I looked around, I noticed the other men in their expensive suits and bulging stomachs. Proud of the fact that I weighed just five pounds more than I did when I was in high school—the result of trying to beat a living out of a rocky hillside farm—I said to my wife, “I'm the only guy here who can wear the suit he graduated in.” She glanced at the prosperous crowd, then back at me. “You're the only one who has to.”

我和太太一起参加高中同学重聚。我看了一圈，注意到其他男人都穿着昂贵的西装，大腹便便。我为我只比在高中读书的时候重了五磅而自豪。这是靠布满石头的山坡农场谋生的结果。我对我太太说：“我是这里唯一一个能穿毕业时候穿的礼服的男人。”她瞥了一眼成功的一群，然后看了我一眼：“你是唯一一个不得不穿毕业时候穿的礼服的男人。”