英语笑话

813　If you smile, put them back 如果你微笑，就把它们放回去

When my wife had to rush to the hospital unexpectedly, she asked me to bring her a few items from home. One item on the list was “comfortable underwear.” I asked, “How will I know which ones to pick?” “Hold them up and imagine them on me,” she said. “If you smile, put them back.”

我太太在没有预期的情况下紧急住进医院，她让我从家里带一些东西给她。在她的单子上有一项是“舒服的裤衩”。我问她：“我怎么知道拿哪些？”她说：“把它们拿起来，想像它们穿在我身上。如果你微笑，就把它们放回去。”