英语笑话

819　Who did I ask to go to the dump? 我邀请谁和我一起去垃圾场了？

My husband is a workaholic, so we hardly see each other. Just to spend some time with him, I climbed onto the roof one day while he was putting up shingles. But after a while, I'd had enough. “We don't do anything fun,” I said. “We never go out like other couples.” “What do you mean?” said my husband. Putting down his hammer, he gazed into my eyes and, with as much romance as he could muster, said, “So who did I ask to go to the dump with me this morning?”

我的丈夫是一个工作狂，因此我们很少见面。为了和他在一起呆一会儿，有一天我爬上了屋顶。他正在那里铺屋顶板。但是过了一会儿我就腻了。我说：“我们一点乐趣也没有。我们从来不像其他夫妻那样出去玩。”我丈夫说：“这是什么意思？”他放下锤子，看着我的眼睛，用他所能发出的最浪漫的声音说：“今天早上我邀请谁和我一起去垃圾场了？”