英语笑话

838　He made his own lunch 他自己准备的午餐

An Irishman, a Mexican and a blond guy were doing construction work on the 20th floor of a building. The Irishman opened his lunch box and said, “Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building.” The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, “Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.” The blonde opened his lunch and said, “Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too.” Next day the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death. The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a burrito and jumps too. The blonde opens his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps to his death also. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, “If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again!” The Mexican's wife also weeps and says, “I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.” Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. “Hey, don't look at me,” she said. “He made his own lunch.”

一个爱尔兰人、一个墨西哥人和一个金发男子在一栋高楼的20层楼搞建筑施工。爱尔兰人打开饭盒说：“又是肉末洋白菜！如果明天午餐还是肉末洋白菜，我就从这里跳下去。”墨西哥人打开饭盒说：“又是粗卷饼！如果明天午餐还是粗卷饼，我就从这里跳下去。”金发男子打开饭盒说：“又是博罗尼亚香肠！如果明天午餐还是博罗尼亚香肠，我就从这里跳下去。”第二天中午，爱尔兰人打开饭盒看到又是肉末洋白菜，就从楼上跳下去死了。墨西哥人打开饭盒看到又是粗卷饼，就从楼上跳下去死了。金发男子打开饭盒看到又是博罗尼亚香肠，也从楼上跳下去死了。在葬礼上，爱尔兰人的老婆哭着说：“我如果知道他这么恨肉末洋白菜，我决不会让他再吃肉末洋白菜。”墨西哥人的老婆哭着说：“我可以让他吃脆饼或者细卷饼。我不知道他这么恨粗卷饼。”这时候，大家都转向金发男子的老婆。她说：“嘿！不要看着我。是他自己准备的午餐。”