英语笑话

843　As soon as you wake up 一醒过来

Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place look-ing for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest. “As long as you're asleep,” it reads, “you have a job. But as soon as you wake up, you're fired.”

我们的同事丢了好几个小时，我们挖地三尺到处找他。老板最后找到他的时候，他正睡得香。老板并没有叫醒他，而是悄悄地把一张纸条放在他的胸口：“只要你还睡着，你就有工作。但是，你一醒过来就被开除了。”