英语笑话

853　I can bite my eye 我能咬自己的眼睛

One night a man comes to a bar. He takes a seat and orders a beer. After polishing off his beer, he beckons the bartender over and says, “Bet you $20 I can bite my eye.” The bartender accepts. The man then calmly removes his false eye and bites it. The bartender grudgingly forks over a twenty. Later that night, after a few more beers, the man says rather drunkenly, “Hey barkeep, bet you another $20 I can bite my other eye.” Wanting to win back his money and seriously doubtful that the man has two false eyes, the bartender accepts. The man calmly removes his false teeth and bites his other eye. Scowling, the bartender hands over another twenty.

一天晚上，一个男子走进酒馆，坐下来，点了一瓶啤酒。很快喝完了一瓶啤酒之后，他把酒馆老板招呼过来说：“我和你打20美元的赌，赌我能咬自己的眼睛。”酒馆老板答应了。然后，这个男子平静地把自己的假眼珠摘下来咬了一口。酒馆老板很不情愿地给了他20美元。那天晚上晚些时候，又喝了几瓶啤酒之后，这个男子醉醺醺地说：“嘿，老板，我再和你打20美元的赌，赌我能咬自己另外一只眼睛。”老板想赢回自己的钱，而且认定这个男子不可能有两只假眼珠，就答应了。这个男子平静地把自己的假牙拿下来，咬自己另外一只眼睛。酒馆老板面带怒容，又给了他20美元。