英语笑话

886　My coffee was never stolen again 我的咖啡再没有被偷

Every morning I picked up coffee from Starbucks, and every morning that cup of coffee mysteriously disappeared from my desk. Although I never caught the bandit, I did resolve the matter. One morning, when all personnel were gathered for a staff meeting, I popped out the partial plate from my mouth and swished it around in my coffee before placing it back. My coffee was never stolen again.

每天早上我从星巴克咖啡店买一杯咖啡，每天早上这杯咖啡都从我的桌子上神秘失踪。虽然我一直没有抓到这个小偷，我却解决了这个问题。有一天早上，当所有的人都集中起来开全体会议的时候，我从嘴里吐出盘子的一个碎片，用它在我的咖啡里搅动，然后又放回去。从此以后，我的咖啡再没有被偷。