英语笑话

888　If you'd have opened the fridge 如果你当时打开冰箱的话

Two guys meet in heaven, and are chatting about how they died. The first guy says he froze to death, and the second guy says he died of a heart attack. “How did that happen?” asks the first guy. “Well, I came home and thought I heard my wife and another man. But when I went inside, I searched and searched for him, but couldn't find anybody. I was stricken with such remorse for accusing my wife of infidelity that I had a heart attack on the spot.” “Gee,” says the first guy. “If you'd have opened the fridge, we'd both be alive right now.”

两个男人在天堂相遇，聊起他们是怎么死的。头一个男人说他是冻死的。第二个男人说他是死于心肌梗塞。头一个男人问：“这是怎么发生的？”第二个男人说：“嗯，我回到家里，我以为我听见我老婆和另外一个男人说话。但是，我进去以后到处搜寻都没有找到那个人。我为自己无端怀疑老婆不忠而悔恨、自责，当场就发生了心肌梗塞。”头一个男人说：“天哪，如果你当时打开冰箱的话，那么我们俩现在都活着。”