英语笑话

904　Hole in One 一杆进洞

When a nearby golf supply store went under, the only evidence it had existed was a sign that read “Hole in One Golf Supplies.” Recently, a new company moved into the building. Rather than throw away the sign, the owners merely made a few edits. The sign now reads “Hole for One Mortuary Supplies.”

一家高尔夫用品商店关门以后所留下的唯一能证明它曾经存在过的证据是它的招牌：“一杆进洞高尔夫用品商店”。最近，一家新的公司搬进了这栋房子。他们没有扔掉这块牌子，而只是稍作修改。这块牌子现在变成了“一人一洞殡葬用品商店”。（Hole in One：一杆进洞；Hole for One：一人一洞。）