英语笑话
928 I also cut you an s 我也剪掉你一个s
Shortly after I started college, the president of the university had an assembly for the new students. “Welcome to Johns Hopkins,” he began. “And please note that it's Johns, not John.” Then he told how one of his predecessors, Milton Eisenhower, had been invited to talk at the University of Pittsburgh. After he was introduced as the president of “John Hopkins,” Eisenhower said, “Thank you. It's great to be in Pittburgh.”
我进入大学不久,校长举行了一个迎新会。他一开头就说:“欢迎大家加入约翰斯·霍普金斯大学。并且请大家注意,是约翰斯,不是约翰。”接着,他讲到一位前任校长米尔顿·艾森豪威尔应邀到匹兹堡大学去演说,被介绍为约翰·霍普金斯大学校长之后,艾森豪威尔说:“谢谢。很荣幸来到匹特堡。”