英语笑话

932　Dental Patient or Mental Patient 牙科病人还是精神病人

A helicopter crew got an order to pick up a mental patient and deliver him to an aircraft carrier. When the helicopter landed on the carrier, four Marines charged in, restrained the bewildered passenger and unceremoniously delivered him to the ship's doctor. Then the flight crew received another message: “The word dental was mistyped as mental.” The poor guy had a toothache.

直升机机组人员接到一个命令，去接一个精神病人，并且把他送上航空母舰。当直升机在航空母舰上降落的时候，四个海军陆战队队员冲上来，挟制住这位困惑的乘客，并且很不礼貌地把他送到船上的医生那里。这时候，直升机机组人员又接到一个通知：“dental错打成mental。”这个可怜的家伙只是牙疼。