英语笑话

944　1415 or 14:15 1415年，不是14点15分

I was working in the souvenir shop at the Canterbury Cathedral. One afternoon two tourists approached me. “Are you a monk?” one of the women asked. “No,” I explained, “I wear this robe as part of my job, but I'm not a member of any religious order.” “Then where are the monks?” asked the woman. I replied, “Oh, there haven't been any monks here since 1415.” Hearing this, the woman looked at her watch and said to her friend, “Lisa, we missed the monks.”

我在坎特伯雷大教堂的纪念品商店工作。一天下午，两个旅游者朝我走来。其中一个妇女问我：“你是修道士吗？”我向她解释说：“我穿这件长袍是我工作的一部分。而我不信教。”那个妇女问：“那么修道士在哪里？”我回答说“噢，从1415以后这里就没有修道士了。”听到这里，她看了看手表对同伴说：“丽莎，我们错过看修道士的时间了。”