英语笑话

992　You're the man who needs a shower 你就是那个要淋浴的男人

In search of a new shower, my wife and I went to a bathroom-supply store. We discussed our needs in detail with a young saleswoman. Since it was near closing time, we had to curtail our discussion. Later my wife and I were at a restaurant, where the same young woman was working as a waitress. As she passed our table, she suddenly recognized us and called to me in a voice loud enough for nearby diners to hear, “Hey, you're the man who needs a shower.”

为了寻找一套新的淋浴设备，我和太太到一家盥洗用品商店去。我们和一位年轻的女售货员谈论了我们的详细要求。由于那家店快关门了，我们只好草草结束我们的讨论。后来，我和太太一起到一家餐馆，看到那个女售货员在那里当女招待。当她从我们桌子旁边经过的时候，她突然认出了我们，她对我说：“嘿，你就是那个要shower的男人！”她的声音那么响，周围几张桌子的人都听见了。（shower：淋浴，淋浴设备）