The Princess and the Frog

Once upon a time，a beautiful，independent，self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess，“I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry，move into the castle with my mom，and you can hold down a full time job，prepare my meals，clean my clothes，bear my children and forever feel happy doing so.”

That night，while the princess dined on frog legs，she laughed to herself and said，“I don’t freaking think so！！”

公主与青蛙

从前，一位容貌秀美，思想独立而自负的公主在池塘里邂逅了一只青蛙。青蛙对公主说：“我曾经是一个英俊的王子，后来受到巫师的诅咒，就变成现在这个样子。只要你能吻我一下，我马上就会变回王子模样。然后我们结婚，搬进城堡和我母亲住在一起，这样你就会成为一名全职主妇，为我准备一日三餐，给我洗衣，生孩子，做这些你会永远都感到幸福的。”

那天晚上，公主一边吃着青蛙腿，一边得意地笑着，自言自语道：“我可不想这么干！！”