The Cat Clock

There are two friends at a bar late one night．One holds a cat everywhere he goes．He never wears a watch．The friend finally asks him，“What’s with the cat？”The man responds，“I use it to tell time．”As the two are leaving the bar，the second man is pondering how this is possible．He finally asks his friend，puzzled，“So how does it tell time？”The man gives the cat a hard squeeze around its middle．The cat lets out a long meow，very loud．Down the street，a woman opens her window to yell，“What’s with all the racket？It’s one in the morning！！！”

报时猫

一天晚上两个朋友在酒吧里喝酒到深夜。其中一人无论到哪儿都始终抱着一只猫，并且从来不戴手表。他的朋友忍不住问：“带着猫干吗？”这人答道：“我用它报时。”当两人离开酒吧后，朋友还在奇怪，猫怎么可能报时呢？他感到疑惑，忍不住又问道：“它怎么报时呢？”只见那人狠狠地用手捏着猫的身子。猫发出了一声长长的尖叫，震耳欲聋。这时街边一个妇女打开窗子大喊道：“怎么这么吵？都凌晨一点钟了！！！