Two Weeks to Live

A man goes to the doctor and gets a checkup．The doctor finishes the exam and tells the man，“I have some bad news，you only have about two weeks left to live．

The man is shocked. He asks the doctor，“Is there anything that I could do to make the time that I have left more tolerable？”The doctor thinks for a moment．“There is one thing that you could do”．

“Just name it．I’ll do whatever it is．”He tells the man to take a lot of mud baths，twice or three times a day．

The man looks at his doctor and asks，“Will that help my condition？”The doctor says，“No, but it will get you used to the dirt．”

还能活两周

一个人到医生那儿去体检。医生检查完后告诉他说：“我有一个坏消息要告诉你，你大概只能活两周了。”

那人很震惊。他问医生：“我能做些什么来减轻自己最后这段时间的痛苦呢？”

医生想了一会儿，说：“有一件事你可以做。”

“赶快告诉我，我什么都愿意做。”医生告诉他尽量多洗泥土浴，最好一天两到三次。

那人瞅着医生，问道：“这对我的病情有帮助吗？”

医生回答道：“不，但这有利于你早日适应黄土。”