I’ve Had a Few Pints

Late one night the police were following a car．The driver of the car was driving immaculately，never going over the speed limit，giving the correct signals and even being courteous to other drivers．

Eventually the police car pulled alongside and an offlcer said to the driver，“Excuse me，sir．You’re not in trouble．We just wanted to compliment you on your exemplary driving．”

“Thank you，officer．”replied the driver，“I always make a point of driving especially carefully when I’ve had a few pints．”

我刚喝了几杯

一天深夜，交警驾车紧随另一辆汽车。但那辆车的司机一直都很规范地驾驶，从没超速，车灯信号也正确，甚至对其他司机也礼貌有加。

最后交警总算与那位司机并驾齐驱。一名警官对他说：“打扰了，先生。您没有什么麻烦。我只是想表扬您的模范驾驶。”

“谢谢，警官。”司机答道，“喝了几杯后我驾车总是很小心。