Rabbit Test

The Los Angeles Police Department （LAPD），The FBI，and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals．The President decides to give them a test．He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it．

The CIA goes in．They place animal informants throughout the forest．They question all plant and mineral witnesses．After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist．

The FBI goes in．After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest，killing everything in it，including the rabbit，and they make no apologies．

The LAPD goes in．They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear．The bear is yelling，“Okay！Okay！I’m a rabbit！I’m a rabbit！”

兔子的考验

洛杉矶警察局，联邦调查局，以及中央情报局都拼命要证明自己在抓捕罪犯方面是最出色的。总统决定对他们进行一个测试。他把一只兔子放到森林里，让这三家来逮它。

中央情报局出马了。他们在森林里遍撒动物密探，拷问那些见到过兔子行踪的植物和矿物。经过三个月的广泛调查，他们得出的结论是兔子根本就不存在。

联邦调查局开始行动了。两个星期以后，仍然毫无头绪，于是他们开始放火烧森林，一切都被毁了，兔子也被烧死了。他们却毫无歉疚之情。

轮到洛杉矶警察局大显身手了。他们出去两个小时以后，带回来一只遍体鳞伤的熊。熊大叫道：“好吧，好吧，我就是兔子！我就是兔子！”