1. Me too

A guy walked into a restaurant and ordered soup1. It took a while before the soup arrived, and when it arrived, it was too hot. While waiting for the soup, the guy started feeling he had to go to the bathroom. "Now, while I am in the bathroom, somebody might just come and drink the soup." thought the guy.

Then he had this flash2 of insight3, and he pulled out a piece of paper and a pen and wrote, "I spat into the soup!"

After putting the sign right next to the soup, our clever guy ran joyfully to the bathroom.

When he returned, he saw an addition in pencil underneath4 what he wrote:

Me too!

Notes:

1. soup 汤

2. flash 闪现

3. insight 洞察力，见识，顿悟，慧眼

4. underneath 在……之下

我也吐了

一个小伙子走进餐馆吃饭时点了一份汤，等了好久汤才上来，而且汤上桌时非常烫。在等着汤凉一点时，他突然想上卫生间了。

“要是我现在上卫生间，别人也许就会来喝我的汤了。”他这样想着。

然后，他突然闪过一个念头，拿出一张纸和一支笔写道：“我在汤里吐了唾沫！”

在把纸条放在汤碗边上后，我们这个聪明的小伙开心地跑去卫生间了。

当他回来时，他看到自己写的字下面用铅笔加了一行字：

“我也吐了！”

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西餐中的汤一般分为清汤和浓汤。清汤是用牛肉或鸡肉或鱼及蔬菜等煮制出的除去脂肪的汤。浓汤是加入面粉、黄油、奶油、蛋黄等制作出来的汤。西餐汤风味别致，花色多样，世界各国都有其著名的代表性汤，如法国的洋葱汤、意大利的蔬菜汤、俄罗斯的罗宋汤、美国的奶油海鲜巧达汤等。