7. Money refunded

A couple took their six-month-old girl to the movies with them. At the gate, the usher2 said they'd leave if the baby cried.

But we'll refund your money, he added.

After watching the movie for a half-hour, the husband turned to his wife, "Well, darling, what do you think of the movie?" he asked.

It's the worst thing I've ever seen. the wife replied.

Me, too. he agreed, "Shake little Joan."

Notes:

1. refund 退款

2. usher 引座员

退　款

一对夫妇带着他们6个月大的女儿去看电影。在门口，引座员说，如果婴儿哭的话，他们就得离开影院（以免干扰别人）。

“不过，我们会把电影票钱退给你们的，”他接着说道。

这对夫妇看了半小时电影，丈夫转向妻子问道：“你觉得电影怎样？”

妻子答道：“从没看过比这更差的。”

“就是，”丈夫附和道，“把小宝宝琼摇醒。”

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电影院引座员的职责是维护内外场秩序，包括检票引座、应对各种观众不时之需、制止个别观众的不文明行为等。