儿童英语笑话 胳膊怎么断了? How s your arm broken?
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    042 胳膊怎么断了? How s your arm broken?

    David went to school with his arm in plaster bandage. His teacher asked him,"What happened to your arm"

    David said,"It's broken."

    The teacher said,"How"

    David said,"Because I was too lazy."

    The teacher said,"You broke your arm because you were too lazy"

    David said,"When I was walking on the road,a tiny stone ran into one of my shoes. But I didn't want to bend down. So I held a utility pole, trying to shake the stone off the shoe. A passerby thought I got an electric shock,and hit my arm with a stick…"

    大卫胳膊上打着石膏去上学,老师问:"你的胳膊怎么了?"

    大卫说:"断了。"

    老师说:"为什么?"

    大卫说:"因为我太懒了。"

    老师说:"太懒胳膊会断?"

    大卫说:"我走在路上,鞋子里跑进一颗石头,可是我懒得弯腰,就抱着电线杆抖着脚让石头掉出来。 路人以为我触电了,就用棍子打我的胳膊……"

    plaster n. 石膏 bandage n. 绷带

    bend v. ( 使) 弯曲,屈身 passerby n. 过路人

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