I couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian

　　我一个字也听不懂，你大概在用挪威语演唱。

　　Imagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance

　　想象一下，一头驴与22匹马赛跑，你一点机会都没有。

　　It's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate.

　　你看起来喝多了。我说的不是1瓶2瓶。