Acts include a quartet of male balloon dancers, a parrot who eats mashed potato and man known simply as The Burper。

　　这些不靠谱的表演中包括裸体气球舞男，吃土豆泥的鹦鹉和一个名叫The Burper的不知所谓的男人。

　　After watching one act, by Penguin Lady - who inflates rubber gloves with the aid of a hosepipe and a penguin puppet, Cowell says: 'What the hell? I'm not going to be back next year. I'm not kidding. I can't do this anymore.'

　　在看完企鹅女士——用软管和企鹅木偶吹橡胶手套——的表演后，Cowell发飙了：“这都是什么乱七八糟的玩意？我不干了！说真的，这谁能忍受得了？”