人们分享“如果……会发生什么”

Our brains are naturally curious things. But no matter whether we like it or not, they usually crave finding out some really weird stuff. Instead of loving that lonely book you promised yourself to read in January, or enjoying the history paper for tomorrow’s class, they wander mysterious ways.

我们的大脑天生就充满好奇心。但不管我们喜不喜欢，它们通常都渴望发现一些非常奇怪的东西。他们没有去爱那本你承诺在一月份要读的孤独的书，也没有去享受明天课堂上的历史论文，而是走着神秘的路。

If it was their choice, trust me, our brains would love to find out what will happen to a spoon after years of stirring the same soup or if you put a marker in a hot oven, or if you leave a banana for months to sit on an office table before you leave for quarantine… Call it odd, random, irrelevant, but that doesn't change the fact that we secretly love learning all the what ifs, especially the most absurd ones.

如果这是他们的选择，相信我，我们的大脑会很想知道多年搅拌同一种汤后勺子会发生什么变化，或者如果你在热烤箱里放一支记号笔，或者如果你把一根香蕉在办公室桌子上放了几个月，然后离开去隔离……你可以把它说的奇怪、随意、无关紧要，但这并不能改变一个事实，那就是我们内心喜欢知道所有的如果，尤其是那些最荒谬的如果。

In order to save you from odd looks and the potential dangers some of these experiments could bring, Bored Panda has compiled a whole bunch of photos that perfectly illustrate our lives—full of what ifs and I told yous.

为了不让你看到奇怪的表情以及这些实验可能带来的潜在危险，Bored Panda网站整理了一组照片，完美地诠释了我们的生活——里面全是“如果”和“我”告诉你的事情。

#1 What Happens When You Use The Same Shovel To Plant 90,000ish Trees

用同一把铲子种9万棵树会发生什么

#2 This Is What Happens If You Swing A String Of Glow Sticks With Burning Steel Wool At The End

这是如果你摆动一串发光棒，末端有燃烧的钢丝绒后发生的事情

#3 This Is What Happens If Your Cell Phone Vibrates While Trying To Take A Picture Of The Chicago Skyline

如果你想拍一张芝加哥天际线的照片时，手机震动了，就会发生这种情况

#4 What Happens If My Black Shirt Gets Crammed In The Back Of My Car Under The Sun For Years

如果我的黑衬衫在车后座晒了好多年，会发生什么

#5 This Is What Happens If I Do Not Eat An Artichoke Right Away

如果我不马上吃掉洋蓟，就会发生这种情况

#6 What Happens If You Leave A Coconut In The Freezer

如果你把椰子放在冰箱里会发生什么

#7 What Happens If Tourists Don't Touch Bamboo During Quarantine And It Grows On Its Own

如果游客在检疫期间不碰竹子，竹子就会自己生长，这就是结果

#8 What Happens If You Blink Faster Than The Shutter On Your Camera

如果你眨眼的速度超过了相机的快门会发生什么

#9 What Happens If There's A Storm So Intense It Literally Picks Up And Moves The Road

如果一场暴风雨非常猛烈，它真的卷起并移动了道路，会发生什么

#10 What Happens If I Refill My Soap Container With Clear Soap

如果我把肥皂容器装满干净的肥皂会发生什么

图片来源：Inga Korolkovaite