The problem with GUYS:

　　If you treat them nicely,he says you are in love with him;

　　If you don't,he says you are pround.

　　If you dress nicely,he says you are trying to lure him;

　　If you don't ,he says you are from Kampunc.

　　If you argue with him,he says you are stubborn;

　　If you keep silent,he says you have no brains.

　　If you are smater than him,he will lose face;

　　If he is smarter than you ,he is great,but you are foll.

　　If you don't love him,he tries to possess you;

　　If you love him,he will try to leave you.

　　If you tell him your problem,he says you are troublesome;

　　If don't ,he says that you don''t trust him.

男人的问题是：

如果你对他好，他说你爱上他了。

对他不好，他说你骄傲。

如果你穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他。

如果不，他说你是乡下来的。

如果你跟他理论，他说你固执。

如果你沉默，他说你没大脑！

如果你比他聪明，他会感到丢脸。

如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧，而你是傻瓜。

如果你不爱他，他想拥有你。

如果你爱他，他就想离开你。

如果你告诉他你的问题，他说你麻烦。

如果不，他说你不信任他。