Dialogue 1

M:Jacob, are you interested in helping me out and going on a blind date with a friend of mine?

J:That depends. What does she look like?

M:Well, she's got a beautiful face and long curly red hair.

J:How tall is she?

M:She's fairly tall, maybe 2 inches taller than me.

J:Is she chubby?

M:Not at all. She's actually very athletic.

J:It sounds like she's pretty good-looking. Does she wear glasses?

M:No, but she does wear contact lenses.

J:How's her skin?

M:She's got a gorgeous complexion with a few freckles on her nose.

J:Does she have any piercings or tattoos?

M:I think she has her ears pierced and she definitely has a few tattoos: one on her lower back, one on her left foot.

J:What's the tattoo on her foot like?

M:It's a butterfly- everyone in her family has one.

J:Even her mom?

M:Yes, even her mom.

J:What's her personality like?

M:She's a lot like me.

J:So there is something wrong with her! It was beginning to sound like she was too good to be true!

Dialouge 2

J:Did you see the picture of the guy on the front page of the newspaper this morninig?

M:No. I haven't had a chance to read the paper yet.

J:you've got to see it. It's an unbelievable picture!

M:What's so interesting about it?

J:Well, this guy fell asleep on the sofa and when he woke up, half his face had been bitten off!

M:What? How did that happen?

J:They think his dog was trying to wake him up and couldn't, so ended up biting him in his face.

M:Wow. What does his look like now?

J:It looks pretty frightening. He doesn't have any lips, so all you can see are his gums and teeth. Most of his nose and chin are missing too.

M:What did he look like before his dog bit his face off?

J:He was actually quite handsome. What a shame.

M:What's he going to do now?

J:It said that he's hoping to get a face transplant, but until then, he's looking forward to Halloween so he isn't the only one wearing a mask.