1--I’ve decided to grow my own garden!
 
2--What? You don’t know the first thing about gardening!
 
1--On the contrary, I have been reading a lot of books about the subject.
 
2--Oh yeah? Tell me then, smarty pants, how will you go about setting up your garden?
 
1--Well, first I need to buy some things, such as fertilizer, seeds and tools.
 
2--What type of tools?
 
1--You know, the basics. A rake, shovel, spade and a hoe.
 
2--Right. Well it seems like you have all your bases covered. What’s next?
 
1--I’ll till the soil and then sow the seeds. I’ll then add some fertilizer and voila! Gardening all done!
 
2--Well, good luck with your garden, especially considering we are in the dry season and it won’t rain for the next three months!
 
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注解：
 
1.gardening园艺
2.contrary相反地
3.fertilizer肥料
 
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译文：
 
1--我决定要种个属于自己的园子。
2--什么？你对园艺一无所知。
1--恰恰相反，我读了很多关于园艺的书。
2--真的？那告诉我，自作聪明的人，要种园子该做什么准备？
1--首先，我需要买些东西，比如肥料，种子和工具。
2--需要什么样的工具？
1--你知道的，基本工具：耙, 铲子, 铁锹和锄头。
2--对。看起来你已经有了所需的东西，下一步呢？
1--我会耕地,然后播种。我也会加些肥料，放些用来展示的东西。耕种就结束了。
2--好吧，祝你摆弄园子能成功，尤其要注意此时正是旱季，未来3个月都不会下雨。