2--They sure are.
 
1--Did you hear about the pilot?
 
2--The one that stole a small plane?
 
1--Yes, he stole a plane in Canada and flew into the U.S.
 
2--Did they catch him?
 
1--Yes. After two U.S. fighter jets followed him for an hour, he landed on a highway.
 
2--Did he crash?
 
1--No, he just landed the plane and walked to a restaurant.
 
2--Did the cops find out why he flew into the U.S.?
 
1--His life sucked. He was hoping a fighter jet would shoot him down.
 
2--Poor guy.
 
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注解：
 
1.pilot飞行员  
2.fighter战斗机  
3.Poor guy可怜的家伙

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译文：

1--人们都很有趣。
2--他们确实是。
1--你听说那个飞行员了吗？
2--那个偷了一架小飞机的飞行员？
1--是的，他在加拿大偷了一架飞机飞到了美国。
2--他们抓到他了吗？
1--是的。美国两架战斗机追了他两小时后，他降落在了高速公路。
2--他坠机了吗？
1--没有，他只是降落了飞机然后去了餐馆。
2--警察弄清楚他为什么飞到美国了吗？
1--他的生活很糟糕。他希望战斗机能把他击落。
2--可怜的家伙。